m86:
jonathan to possessed will: *plays ramones or whatever* remember when i showed you this and you started liking music? real music?
the monster: man shut the fuck up
listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that
Random head canon: I feel like at least once a month Leslie and Ben get into their pajamas and into bed early with their lap tops and each take a turn giving a short informative presentation to the other on something interesting they learned that month - they call it BED Talks.
If the purge was real you would catch me in a bullet proof car wearing a full bullet proof onesie with hella guns & knives breaking into Sephora, Ulta, Barneys New York, Nordstrom, Saks Fifth Avenue, Yves Saint Laurent, & a pet store.
#honestly like fuck murder I’m trying to elevate my look
